WELL. Yesterday when I was at my friend's house, we walked over to Sarah's house (even though she told us not too) and pretty much just hung out on her porch. OH YES LET THE HILARITY ENSUE! ...kinda. We're kinda boring. xD
Then Sarah grabbed a GINORMOUS icicle and started to lick it.
And Katie B was all, I want a giant icicle!
So she tries to grab one of the side of the porch, SLIPS DOWN AND FALLS ON HER FACE.
It was not a short fall. :B
So we're sitting on Sarah's porch flipping off random cars while she licks her 'popsicle'
Then we flip off some guy in a big truck
Guy in Big Truck flips us off back
We laugh. Hysterically.
Guy in Big Truck makes a U-Turn around the corner and drives back
Us: OH SHIT
Guy in Big Truck: What was that about?
Sarah: That was just a friendly hello!
Guy in Big Truck: THAT was a friendly hello? That's not exactly what we call a friendly hello where I come from!
Guy in Big Truck laughs then drives off
Me: I guess we learned a lesson here. Never flip off guys in big trucks.
Tabby: What, so we can flip off girls in big trucks?
Sarah: Well what's the worst they're gonna do? Get out of the truck and bitch slap you?
Coryn: I'm scared to go into the house. -whispers- Josh is in there. He might rape me.
Katie: Who's Josh?
Sarah: My dog.
Katie L: Oohhhh.
-5 minutes later-
Sarah walks into her house with icicle in hand
Sarah: HEY JOSH DO YOU WANNA SEE MY GUN!?
Katie L: But I thought Josh was her dog?
Me. OH MY GOD KATIE. -facepalm-
Then we pretty much spent the rest of the day dancing in the street singing songs such as:
One person: BOB THE BUILDER!
Everyone: CAN WE FIX IT?
Another person: BOB THE BUILDER!
Everyone: YES WE CAN!
OR!
One Person: WHAT'S GONNA WORK?
Everyone: TEEEAM WORK!
Another Person: WHAT'S GONNA WORK?
Everyone: TEEEAM WORK!
THE PHONE. THE PHONE IS RINGING.
THE PHONE. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
THE PHONE. THE PHONE IS RINGING.
THERE'S AN ANIMAL IN TROUBLE!
THERE'S AN ANIMAL IN TROUBLE!
THERE'S AN ANIMAL IN TROUBLE!
THERE'S AN ANIMAL IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE!
I know, I have no life.
